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Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 03/05/05
Membership status: Administrator
Once upon a time there was a girl. And she watched the television. And she read her books. And she loved them very much. One might even say she was obsessed.

Then she made up her own stories, and sometimes acted them out.

Then she found the internet, where everyone was doing it. And so her obsessions got worse.

She wrote stories. One of them had a chicken in. He was called Dave. Thus was Davechicken spawned.

Davechicken is a fandom whore and has been known to write in many different universes. She has even been known to finish what she writes, but this is a rare occurance. She loves slash, het, gen, humour, H/C... anything she can get her hands on.

She also vids. These are often ironic, but so is the colour of the universe, apparently.

She claims to be a student, but spends most of her time korrupting people to the shiny that is fandom, influencing Shadow Side for the worse (usually involving sticks/swords/fire/knives/porn - often all at once) writing (or more specifically complaining about writing and avoiding writing) reading, watching crack and coming up with yet more plots to Take Over The World... or cook tea.

She is also very fond of writing lists, the colour purple, socks of moral ambiguity and diabolically British men.

...and yes. She's the short one.
Stories by Davechicken

Summary: Set immediately post 'Letters from Pegasus'. Sheppard's feeling the strain of command.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1595; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Elizabeth. Rain. For elvinborn. Spoiler for 'Intruder'

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 303; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30/07/05; Published: 30/07/05

Summary: For spubba as part of the Weir/Zelenka Thing-a-Thon. Prompt words: Thing of beauty. One thing you would like, in three words or less: Wistful. Spoilers to 'Intruder'.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1535; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16/07/06; Published: 16/07/06

Summary: One leader thinks about another.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 713; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Written for the 'It Hurts My Brain' random pairing challenge.

Categories: Crossover > Het
Characters: Patsy Stone
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1508; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: They stand beside the bed, hands pushing and pulling at clothing in a way that isn’t entirely economical, but the frequent bashing of hand into hand as they drag clothing off has always felt more natural, more… fluid.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1688; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/02/06; Published: 08/02/06

Summary: It was going to be such a good day, too, until House happened to jump to the wrong conclusion.

Categories: House MD > Slash
Characters: Gregory House
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2908; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07/07/05; Published: 07/07/05

Summary: Biological clocks tick.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 507; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Methos. And Kronos. It speaks for itself, really.

Categories: Highlander > Vid
Characters: Duncan McLeod
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15/05/05; Published: 15/05/05
Bike/Table by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: It's a bike. It's a table. What more do you need to know?

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Humour
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 746; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Miles is having a hard time getting over Emma. Bass tries everything he can think of to help.

Categories: Revolution > Slash, Revolution
Characters: Miles Matheson, Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time, PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3120; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26/08/13; Published: 26/08/13

Summary: All work and no play makes Shep a dull boy.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1152; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05
C:/Diary by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: Far from home, Rodney takes notes.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1046; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/01/06; Published: 10/01/06

Summary: Peter's been chasing Neal for a very long time.

Categories: White Collar, White Collar > Slash
Characters: Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie Haversham, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Episode Related, Established Relationship, Fluff, Threesome, UST
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2644; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/08/11; Published: 03/08/11

Summary: Whilst captured by the Genii, John and Rodney have a few questions to answer. Not all of them are Kolya's.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1591; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Set immediately post-Sanctuary. Rodney was right. Somehow that doesn't make it any better.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1864; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: SEIGE II TAG. There's only so much pain a person can take.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1072; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/05/05; Published: 24/05/05
ETLA by Davechicken [R]
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Summary: Written for the Prime Not Prime Ficathon for misspamela. John. Rodney. Jumpers. Snark.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2482; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/05/05; Published: 12/05/05

Summary: The female of the species is… more patient than the male.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 715; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Two pretty boys. Knives. Blood. Bikes. Blindfolds. Handcuffs. Vampires. Birthdays. What more do you need?

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Humour
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2616; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: John. Rodney. Love.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05
Hide by Davechicken [G]
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Summary: Ethan is more than Giles' arch nemesis.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Vid
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15/05/05; Published: 15/05/05

Summary: Someone wants to know about Giles. Ethan is the one to ask.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1008; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: True love. Giants. Sword fighting. Isn't it wonderful.

Categories: Princess Bride > Vid
Characters: Westley
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05

Summary: 'I carved your name into my skin / and every place that you had been'

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Vid
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 28; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22/05/05; Published: 22/05/05