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Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 03/05/05
Membership status: Administrator
Once upon a time there was a girl. And she watched the television. And she read her books. And she loved them very much. One might even say she was obsessed.

Then she made up her own stories, and sometimes acted them out.

Then she found the internet, where everyone was doing it. And so her obsessions got worse.

She wrote stories. One of them had a chicken in. He was called Dave. Thus was Davechicken spawned.

Davechicken is a fandom whore and has been known to write in many different universes. She has even been known to finish what she writes, but this is a rare occurance. She loves slash, het, gen, humour, H/C... anything she can get her hands on.

She also vids. These are often ironic, but so is the colour of the universe, apparently.

She claims to be a student, but spends most of her time korrupting people to the shiny that is fandom, influencing Shadow Side for the worse (usually involving sticks/swords/fire/knives/porn - often all at once) writing (or more specifically complaining about writing and avoiding writing) reading, watching crack and coming up with yet more plots to Take Over The World... or cook tea.

She is also very fond of writing lists, the colour purple, socks of moral ambiguity and diabolically British men.

...and yes. She's the short one.
Stories by Davechicken

Summary: Set at the end of 'Last of the Timelords'. The Master has plenty of time to think.

Categories: Doctor Who > Gen
Characters: The Doctor
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 894; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15/07/07; Published: 15/07/07

Summary: Rodney doesn't like being... a mountie.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 23; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16/02/08; Published: 16/02/08

Summary: John can't be gay. Really.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Aiden Ford
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10113; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: The reality behind the late Roman Republic.

Categories: Historical > Slash
Characters: Caesar
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3337; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26/09/06; Published: 26/09/06

Summary: Set post Seige II. John has a team to put back together. He starts with Rodney.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3174; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Jayne. Guns. Nuff said.

Categories: Firefly > Vid
Characters: Jayne
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05
Two-Faced by Davechicken [NC-17]
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Summary: Giles didn't tell Willow the whole truth. Janus has a third, unseen face.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3358; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Gilderoy introduces his 'Sevvikins' to Muggle technology…

Categories: Harry Potter > Slash
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 316; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Challenge: Immortality.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 960; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23/10/05; Published: 23/10/05

Summary: Summary taken from The Princess Bride: 'Does it got any sports in it?' 'Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.' 'Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake.' OK, so that's probably not the case, but I can say that SG1 are on another 'routine' mission.

Categories: Stargate: SG-1 > Gen
Characters: Daniel Jackson
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 34560; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05

Summary: Storm/Eye music video. Kolya/Weir/McKay

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 18; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/05/05; Published: 10/05/05

Summary: Ethan is bored. And in London. Set after the series. For willow_kat

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Gen
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: UST
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 426; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/12/05; Published: 24/12/05

Summary: Major Sheppard and Lieutenant Ford are on a very, very important mission...

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Aiden Ford
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2667; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: She wonders what name he'd say, if he only spoke.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het and Slash
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2450; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20/05/05; Published: 20/05/05

Summary: In which we are introduced to the *real* hero of Atlantis... Binky.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1068; Completed: No
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05