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Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 03/05/05
Membership status: Administrator
Once upon a time there was a girl. And she watched the television. And she read her books. And she loved them very much. One might even say she was obsessed.

Then she made up her own stories, and sometimes acted them out.

Then she found the internet, where everyone was doing it. And so her obsessions got worse.

She wrote stories. One of them had a chicken in. He was called Dave. Thus was Davechicken spawned.

Davechicken is a fandom whore and has been known to write in many different universes. She has even been known to finish what she writes, but this is a rare occurance. She loves slash, het, gen, humour, H/C... anything she can get her hands on.

She also vids. These are often ironic, but so is the colour of the universe, apparently.

She claims to be a student, but spends most of her time korrupting people to the shiny that is fandom, influencing Shadow Side for the worse (usually involving sticks/swords/fire/knives/porn - often all at once) writing (or more specifically complaining about writing and avoiding writing) reading, watching crack and coming up with yet more plots to Take Over The World... or cook tea.

She is also very fond of writing lists, the colour purple, socks of moral ambiguity and diabolically British men.

...and yes. She's the short one.
Stories by Davechicken

Summary: Set at the start of season two. Rodney has caffeine again.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1269; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/06/06; Published: 24/06/06

Summary: Ethan always does this at Easter. It's a ritual of sorts. For trkkr. Not for those with easily offended religious sentiments.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1101; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25/03/06; Published: 25/03/06
Peccavi by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: Set just before 'Lucifer Rising'. Castiel seeks to understand his part in the ineffable plan. Thanks to Shadow Side for beta-reading. The title is Latin: 'I have sinned'.

Categories: Supernatural > Gen
Characters: Castiel
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3952; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31/05/09; Published: 31/05/09

Summary: Rodney McKay. Ubergeek.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 18; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05
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Summary: Ethan's been away a while. Ripper welcomes him home.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 334; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19/06/05; Published: 19/06/05
Rent by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: The simple things are usually the most powerful. That does not, however, make them preferable.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1133; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29/03/06; Published: 29/03/06

Summary: Imagine Dragons: Round and Round
Miles and Bass. Brothers. Brothers in arms.

Categories: Revolution > Vid
Characters: Jeremy Baker, Miles Matheson, Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe
Genres: Action Adventure, Angst, Character Study, UST
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25/07/13; Published: 25/07/13

Summary: For kyrdwin, and the Czech Is In The Male 'Thing-a-Thon'. Three little words: rain, hockey, rings. One thing you would like, in three words or less: Happy ending. Blue Lines (Hockey): two blue, 12-inch wide lines running parallel across the ice, each 60 feet from the goal; they divide the rink into three zones. Thanks to alyse and shadowsider for beta-reading. Mistakes my own.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1784; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20/01/08; Published: 20/01/08

Summary: John Sheppard is very distracting. Rodney doesn't really care.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1284; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Ronon never talks. Rodney always does. For noorie. Kindly beta'd by Alyse. And yes, the title is a bad pun, but a fitting one, too.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 950; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/04/06; Published: 06/04/06

Summary: One look into why Snape left Voldemort.

Categories: Crossover > Gen
Characters: Metatron
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 192; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05
Snowdrops by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: Ethan grieves.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Character Death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 927; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Three men are out in the wilds by a campfire. Buck isn't the only one who can talk. Ezra/Buck with hints of Buck/J.D. UST.

Categories: Magnificent Seven > Slash
Characters: Ezra Standish
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4429; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18/06/06; Published: 18/06/06

Summary: Snow Patrol's 'Somewhere a Clock Is Ticking'. Sylar/Mohinder.

Categories: Heroes > Vid
Characters: Mohinder Suresh
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 27; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25/11/07; Published: 25/11/07

Summary: All times of great conflict are artistically rich. The Statesman has often been the Poet. For Robert Davi, who wanted an 'evildoer with poetry'.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1035; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27/07/05; Published: 27/07/05
Spoils by Davechicken [NC-17]
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Summary: Methos belongs to one person and one person alone.

Categories: Highlander > Slash
Characters: Kronos
Genres: PWP
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 679; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05
Sub Iudice by Davechicken [NC-17]
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Summary: One Genii. Two Terrans. Three very confused people. One motivation: Power.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: First Time
Warnings: Non-Con
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2730; Completed: No
Updated: 14/05/05; Published: 14/05/05

Summary: Rodney/Sam Shep/Chaya Rodney/Shep.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05
Synecdoche by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1527; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07/05/06; Published: 07/05/06

Summary: Set in the Not To Be verse. Methos needs table manners.

Categories: Highlander > Slash
Characters: Kronos
Genres: PWP
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2211; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29/03/06; Published: 29/03/06

Summary: Missing scene from Brotherhood. Rodney is always talking. Kolya makes him stop.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: PWP
Warnings: Non-Con
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1603; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/12/05; Published: 24/12/05

Summary: Some men have it... some don't.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: Carson Beckett
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 18; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05

Summary: Elizabeth notices. Written for manlpudl

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 746; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29/07/05; Published: 29/07/05

Summary: Kolya and McKay are stuck together. Circumstances are... out of the ordinary. So are reactions. [WARNING: Unrepentant, medicated FLUFF]

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3335; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18/05/05; Published: 18/05/05

Summary: Episode tag for 'The Pretender'. The Colonel and the Doctor went for a drink. But there's more than one pretender in town...

Categories: Queen Of Swords > Slash
Characters: Colonel Montoya
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1223; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/05/05; Published: 24/05/05