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Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 03/05/05
Membership status: Administrator
Once upon a time there was a girl. And she watched the television. And she read her books. And she loved them very much. One might even say she was obsessed.

Then she made up her own stories, and sometimes acted them out.

Then she found the internet, where everyone was doing it. And so her obsessions got worse.

She wrote stories. One of them had a chicken in. He was called Dave. Thus was Davechicken spawned.

Davechicken is a fandom whore and has been known to write in many different universes. She has even been known to finish what she writes, but this is a rare occurance. She loves slash, het, gen, humour, H/C... anything she can get her hands on.

She also vids. These are often ironic, but so is the colour of the universe, apparently.

She claims to be a student, but spends most of her time korrupting people to the shiny that is fandom, influencing Shadow Side for the worse (usually involving sticks/swords/fire/knives/porn - often all at once) writing (or more specifically complaining about writing and avoiding writing) reading, watching crack and coming up with yet more plots to Take Over The World... or cook tea.

She is also very fond of writing lists, the colour purple, socks of moral ambiguity and diabolically British men.

...and yes. She's the short one.
Stories by Davechicken

Summary: Rodney McKay contemplates what it is to be the hero of the 'piece'. Heavy spoilers for The Defiant One, The Eye and The Storm.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Graphic Torture
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1267; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05
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Summary: Tag for AOTC

Categories: Star Wars > Gen
Characters: Obi Wan Kenobi
Genres: Action Adventure
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1557; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: In your favorite darkness, Your favorite half-light, Your favorite consciousness, Your favorite slave.

Categories: Highlander > Vid
Characters: Kronos
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20/05/05; Published: 20/05/05

Summary: "I knew you, before the fall of Rome." Methos/Kronos/McLeod

Categories: Highlander > Vid
Characters: Duncan McLeod
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/05/05; Published: 08/05/05

Summary: Tribute to Season One. Includes spoilers up to Seige I.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Vid
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 18; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/05/05; Published: 06/05/05
Kata by Davechicken [PG-13]
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Summary: John and Teyla... train.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1052; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16/05/05; Published: 16/05/05

Summary: Miles leaves the party early, because he doesn't like the attention Bass is getting.

For swietlik.

Based on Billy Burke's song 'Killing Everyone'.

Categories: Revolution > Slash, Revolution
Characters: Miles Matheson, Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3548; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14/08/13; Published: 14/08/13

Summary: If the bomb didn't go off at Miles' birthday party in 1.20 things might have gone a lot differently.

Categories: Revolution, Revolution > Slash
Characters: Miles Matheson, Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe
Genres: Episode Related, Fluff, PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3245; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22/08/13; Published: 22/08/13
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Summary: They go into Kronos’ tent. Always Kronos’ tent. Written for blackbeltbarbie.

Categories: Highlander > Slash
Characters: Kronos
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1003; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/04/06; Published: 08/04/06

Summary: Written as a pinch hit for the Weir/Zelenka Thing-A-Thon linaerys. The prompts were: perspicacity, jealousy, screwdriver and Radek in charge.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1279; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29/08/06; Published: 29/08/06
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Summary: Immediately post Seige III. John has something to say. For Winterhart.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 658; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30/07/05; Published: 30/07/05

Summary: When stuck in an elevator, what else is there to do?

Categories: House MD > Slash
Characters: Gregory House
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1556; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29/03/06; Published: 29/03/06

Summary: File: New

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het and Slash
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 188; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/04/06; Published: 05/04/06

Summary: John's attention wanders in briefings.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 763; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19/06/05; Published: 19/06/05

Summary: John. Rodney's hands. Sometimes it's all that matters.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1156; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: He remembers meeting Rodney for the first time... For Alyse.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1653; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18/02/06; Published: 18/02/06

Summary: Love is something invented for the masses to glorify reproduction and survival of the species. Pack mentality and protection of the young. Rodney knows this. Knows there is no such thing as love at first sight – that there are only pheromones and phenotypes and complimentary personalities… and when Kolya is gone again, that is all this will be.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1424; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26/01/06; Published: 26/01/06

Summary: Monday's child is fair of face...

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Gen
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 801; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Everyone has to do *one* Evanescence vid in their life...

Categories: Highlander > Vid
Characters: Duncan McLeod
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15/05/05; Published: 15/05/05

Summary: Ethan knows the value of touch.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: AU
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1017; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: Rodney never slept well, even before he arrived... Rodney McKay/Samantha Carter, implied pre-McShep.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het and Slash
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3002; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Hold me, she says. He does.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Het
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 857; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24/12/05; Published: 24/12/05

Summary: Ethan muses on one of his totems.

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2005; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/05/05; Published: 05/05/05

Summary: 'Sorry' is a horrible word…

Categories: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Slash
Characters: Ethan Rayne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2360; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/05/05; Published: 04/05/05

Summary: Set early in the show. Sometimes communication is more than words.

Categories: Stargate: SG-1 > Gen
Characters: Jack O'Neill
Genres: Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1542; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30/07/05; Published: 30/07/05