Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 03/05/05
Membership status: Administrator
Once upon a time there was a girl. And she watched the television. And she read her books. And she loved them very much. One might even say she was obsessed.

Then she made up her own stories, and sometimes acted them out.

Then she found the internet, where everyone was doing it. And so her obsessions got worse.

She wrote stories. One of them had a chicken in. He was called Dave. Thus was Davechicken spawned.

Davechicken is a fandom whore and has been known to write in many different universes. She has even been known to finish what she writes, but this is a rare occurance. She loves slash, het, gen, humour, H/C... anything she can get her hands on.

She also vids. These are often ironic, but so is the colour of the universe, apparently.

She claims to be a student, but spends most of her time korrupting people to the shiny that is fandom, influencing Shadow Side for the worse (usually involving sticks/swords/fire/knives/porn - often all at once) writing (or more specifically complaining about writing and avoiding writing) reading, watching crack and coming up with yet more plots to Take Over The World... or cook tea.

She is also very fond of writing lists, the colour purple, socks of moral ambiguity and diabolically British men.

...and yes. She's the short one.
Reviews by Davechicken

Summary: Yoda. Teaching driving. Surely that makes sense?

Categories: Star Wars > Gen
Characters: Yoda
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1402; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23/05/05; Published: 23/05/05
Reviewer: Davechicken (Signed)
HEEEE! Is just a good job all my coffee was gone because I was about to spit it out when I got to the CAT. You realise I will never learn to drive now? And I can blame you? *eg*

Author's Response: *vbeg* I am glad this made you happy! And you should learn to drive! I promise you that *some* of the events in this story are entirely fictional..
Chapter 1: Attack Of The Car-Carrier

Summary: A companion to Planet of the Dinosaurs - somewhat like a DVD commentary, sans-DVD.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Companion
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: Adult Themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7722; Completed: No
Updated: 10/06/06; Published: 22/01/06
Reviewer: Davechicken (Signed)
I am signed in la la la. Look at me! Look at me! ... Shush. It's hot. I'm allowed to be weird. We're now pacing ourselves, having had to remember things we disliked writing. And also things we did like writing. Lots. *g* And damnit, but my boy does say some odd things at times. I would add my own thoughts, but I'm afraid that a rambling-me talking about a rambling-Rodney and discussing everything would lead to something longer than the fic itself. *headdesk* Hence him being restrained mostly. But squee! Part two! I am so going ot have to run off with my bound copies at some point. Possibly not at work, though... ;)
Chapter 2: Part Two
Desk Job by Shadow Side [NC-17]
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Summary: It’s Rodney’s birthday… and Kolya has a surprise for him. [Kolya/McKay, written for Fanfic 100 prompt #91 – Birthday – and also as a real-life birthday present for Davechicken.]

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Slash
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1894; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21/09/06; Published: 21/09/06
Reviewer: Davechicken (Signed)
*g* Awww! So /sweet/. My boy has, in fact, been asking me for MONTHS to find out yours' birthday. I can't remember if I ended up scrapping that story or if I finished it... heh. But! But! Birthday porn! With desks! Whee! Exclamation! Meta statement! Complete lack of sanity! Thank you. *g*

Author's Response: *bounces* You are most welcome - I'm so glad you enjoyed it! And yes. There simply /had/ to be a desk at some point! *eg* As for Kolya's birthday... well, I will have to work out when it should be...
Chapter 1: Desk Job

Summary: He's back.

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis > Gen
Characters: Acastus Kolya
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 701; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26/08/08; Published: 26/08/08
Reviewer: Davechicken (Signed)
*g* Both the boy and I approve. Although we both think Kolya has been talking far too much to Methos, and we know Methos is a Bad Influence. So your boy should instead come find *him*. Oh yes. We like.

Author's Response: *blushes* Thank you. :-) I try. Any Methos-esque inferences are entirely accidental, and will be dealt with using a sharp stick.
Chapter 1: Homecoming